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Born a Hinka witch on the plain of Oricitis, Penelope Kristie's sole existence is to practise the art of erotica. However, Penelope isn't like other Hinkas. She has an inner jester that prevents her from conforming to the rules.
Hinkas visit Earth to learn new ways of erotica and return to Oricitis to share their knowledge. Penelope has one last Earth mission left before she can participate in the ultimate Oricitis rite: to share the Goddessa Hinka's bed. She has been granted permission to take on a new earth identity and live as a human, complete with a past, a job, and weird parents. There is one clause: that at the end of her last Earth mission, she must return to Oricitis. For good.
Able to relax and completely be herself on Earth, her existence as Penelope has been completely erased from her mind. Now Brenda Dunkley, she's a single woman in the search for romance. She gives herself one week to find the man of her dreams, resulting in hilarious mishaps. Zany Brenda finds love in the most unconventional way and finally feels her life is complete.
Will Goddessa Hinka come to collect her? Will she have to return to Oricitis? Find out and get to know All About Brenda.
Rating: Tangy (Note: Due to profanity.)
Book Length: Category Novel
Price: $5.25
Genre: Chick Lit/Contemporary
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"This is the funniest book I have EVER read in my life... This is a love story with a twist, a hilarious account of one woman's quest to find Mr Right."
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"The story unfolds with Ellis's singular style and tangential wit, bizarre imaginings and sayings... An absolute breath of fresh air..."
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